Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
handjob tips. give me some.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
