She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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