so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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