Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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