I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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