You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i drank out of a bidet.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm like, not good at living.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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