That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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