How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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