and you said cock pushups were impossible
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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