I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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