People in love make me want to vomit
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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