why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
People with herpes should wear stickers.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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