Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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