i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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