I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the day after is always just damage control
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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