Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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