Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
pray to the hookup gods
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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