How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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