you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
