Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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