Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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