Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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