You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You've changed since you got that strap on
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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