I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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