Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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