i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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