my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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