Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Randomize
