If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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