You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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