I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.