butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?