I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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