worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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