Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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