You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
you inspire me to be a worse person
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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