doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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