Walk of Shame today included voting.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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