Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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