My balls are so social today.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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