There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Randomize
