dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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