hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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