I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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