yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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