Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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