oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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