Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
