u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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