I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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