I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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