it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Lo siento on account of my penis...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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