no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize