this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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