This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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