So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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