Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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