I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
we made out on top of his cat.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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