i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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