It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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