im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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