I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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