we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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