What a fucking waste of an outfit
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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