dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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